Rules of relationships

What are those rules that makes a relationship work?

Are there rules? I doubt...

I had a chat with some girls... And the three of us were looking at our parents and accordingly setting the rules for our future relationships; if any...

Rule # 1: No breakfast in bed.

But the thing is, I'd love to spoil the one I love, especially during the first month or 2 of marriage... I would love to make him the food he loves and serve it in bed... But it seems that he will abuse it instead of treat it as a luxury... So I'd better not do it so as not to make it a habit for the rest of my life with him...

Rule # 2: No cleaning the house by urself... Either he helps out or brings u a housekeeper.

Its not that I will clean the house alone, but I am very weird when it comes to cleaning... I have to have everything around me clean or else I wont be able to live in the house... However, doing so would make him feel like I can take care of the house on my own and he will never offer to help.

Rule # 3: Never raise ur voice higher than that of ur partner in a fight.

Women are supposedly calm, and have a lower voice than that of her husband... She shouldnt shout at him or raise her voice at a higher volume than his... He would instantly feel that she is being bossy or giving him orders, or teaching him a lesson, so they would ruin everything... Women please give them the chance to shout coz being as loud as a donkey makes them feel like they r MEN..

Rule # 4: Never iron his clothes.. Send them to the dry cleaners..

Rule # 5: If he appologises, forgive him because if it takes him alot to of time and effort to make u forgive and forget, he will simply stop appologising or end the whole relationships all together... Nobody is perfect my dear and he will make a million mistakes.

Rule # 6: Never let parents interfere in a fight, they ruin the whole relationship.

One of us is getting married this month... And probably she will give us more of those rules for us to follow :)